Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.
Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes.
There are things you do when you're writing that are so fun to do it's almost like they're private jokes that are amusing to you but no one else is going to enjoy them nearly as much and you worry you're going to have to take them out in the end.
I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.
It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.
I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things.
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.
William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
Jane Austen is very amusing.
I usually balance out autobiography with goofy, amusing stuff to help keep the humour in my more serious work.
The secret of success lies in that old word, 'Drudgery,' in doing one thing long after it ceases to be amusing; and it is 'this one thing I do' that gathers me together from my chaos, that concentrates me from possibilities to powers, and turns powers into achievements.
Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
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