People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
President Lincoln chose to fight a bloody and unpopular war because he believed the enemy had to be defeated. He was right.
It was bloody difficult getting followed around all the time.
It didn't take long for the world to realize that the Shah was an enlightened liberal next to the bloody reactionary regime that followed, and which executed more people in three months than the Shah had done in 30 years.
Writing for children is bloody difficult; books for children are as complex as their adult counterparts, and they should therefore be accorded the same respect.
I was running an assembly line designed to build memory chips. I saw the microprocessor as a bloody nuisance.
A friend of mine suddenly announced she had written a novel and got a publishing deal; I thought, 'Hang on... if she can do it, I can bloody well do it, too.' That novel went to a bidding war, and went on to be a huge best-seller.
Danny Trejo is so bloody cool, I mean, he can just stand there and look cool.
Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.
Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.
I'm constantly astounded by how amazing women are. And as we go through all these different stages of life as long as you share them with others and say, 'Well, this is bloody weird', you can get through everything.
Most actors are either a shower of bloody scruffs or think they should dress like Hamlet off stage.
I once blurted out that I found it impossible to bond with my son Winston because I was too tired. I mean how bloody awful does that sound? What a tosser!
Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.
It's very clear that there's a lot of double standards going on. Should there be a 30mph speed limit? Of course there bloody should. And certainly with kids and school food, kids need to be nannied for sure. So give them a bloody good meal at school.
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