Real men change diapers!
I don't believe in that kind of American John Wayne individualism where people pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Someone changed your diapers. And if that's the case, you ain't self-made.
Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new 65? The last time Washington politicians tinkered ever so gingerly with the government-sanctioned retirement age, Ronald Reagan was in office and Generation X-ers were all in diapers.
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.
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