Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did.
Unfortunately, there's a lot of confusion today over what is sexy and what is vulgar. It's horrifying. They say, 'Oh, that girl is so sexy,' and she turns around and the dress is four sizes too small. Or she's wearing so much stuff, you wonder how long it took her to get ready.
Unfortunately, if you're going to say anything that's in your head, you're going to get some kickback.
Unfortunately, we don't educate drivers enough to be respectful on the road.
In the U.S., we really have fallen short of road-racing facilities that have kept up with the times, unfortunately, but it's a fact.
Most people do not actually know how to think for themselves, and unfortunately that prevents them from even knowing it.
I love to play. And fortunately, I don't know a lot of musicians that suck. I know a bunch of really good ones, and they're always up for playing.
Philanthropy is not about giving money but about solving problems. While well-meaning, the idea of writing a check and calling it 'philanthropy' is extremely short-sighted and unfortunately, extremely pervasive.
Democracy, if it meant what our forefathers said, that would be great, but unfortunately it's been corrupted by this funding and funding of campaigns. There's a much better way to do it. There could be a small amount of money given by every taxpayer to be dedicated to candidates.
Sometimes, unfortunately, hatred is more powerful than progress.
Every artistic form has its golden age, and unfortunately I think the golden age for whatever I do probably ended about 1990.
Unfortunately, I'm very accident-prone.
Like every other good thing in this world, leisure and culture have to be paid for. Fortunately, however, it is not the leisured and the cultured who have to pay.
The media, the polls and our legislatures fortunately have short attention spans.
Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It's made it easier for me to make a living.
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