I like the beach and would also love to learn golf because I think it is rather elegant for an older lady.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with the club to play, sooner or later I will end up trying to smash the ball with my foot.
Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.
Foreign players is what makes golf so popular now.
The difference between men and women seems to be this: I can argue with my promoter downstairs, accuse him of ripping me off, and 20 minutes later we'll be playing golf together. With a lady, the same argument can go on for, like, years.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.
Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
I only started concentrating on football as a career when I left school at 18. I played golf for the Scottish and British boys' teams.
You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, go out to dinner. I just don't want them in power.
I played golf with my friends, and then I started to play with the hustlers. And I learned a lot. I learned about golf; I learned about gambling. I learned about everything.
Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true.
I love to play tennis. I play a lot in the summer. I'm not a big golfer; I need something a bit more intense.
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