I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby.
One day, a musician asked me what I did. When I told him I was to be a businessman, he laughed and said, 'You are not a businessman.' Sometimes all it takes is one person to put an important thought in your head, and he did.
I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.
I certainly never thought I would run for office myself. If someone had suggested it, I would have laughed out loud.
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
'The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out.
People tell me they laughed hard enough to wake their spouses, that they've given away numerous copies to friends, and that it's the one Trek book they'll give to people they wouldn't expect to like others.
I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.
If you'd ever told me that my Broadway debut would be playing Spider-Man, I would have laughed in your face.
Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Inside that book, it's my life-all the places where I'm hurting or I laughed or I cried or I prayed. And I've had to pray a lot!
My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of us knew we were poor. We had nothing, but we didn't know it.
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