The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
I like Katy Perry. I mean, what is there not to like?! She's crazy, she's fun and she has some crazy pipes on her. She can sing.
I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes.
Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men prefer old pipes and torn jackets.
I was always very aware of drummers. My oldest brother Henry was a drummer, and he drummed on everything in the house from the kitchen sink to stovepipes. He was the first drummer in the Gil Evans Orchestra, so you've got to know how great he was.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
I consider myself a D.I.Y. home improvement guy. In a prior life, I completely gutted a house - redid the plumbing, wiring, moved sewage pipes, knocked down walls, everything.
When I hear the bagpipes, it makes the hairs on my neck stand on end. It always makes me weep.
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
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