You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.
Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal.
People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.
There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.
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