You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water.
I don't think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it's something they can use. It's not something they live.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer.
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
When I was writing my dissertation, I wrote about Freud and the process of sublimation, which is when you learn to stop breast-feeding, or stop going to the toilet whenever you want to. It's about learning to repress a desire for instant gratification.
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
In our skulls, we carry around 3 pounds of slimy, wet, greyish tissue, corrugated like crumpled toilet paper. You wouldn't think, to look at the unappetizing lump, that it was some of the most powerful stuff in the known universe.
As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?'
Let me make this clear: my impairment is such that without a wheelchair, I can't do very much for myself. I can't get out of bed. I can't get myself to the toilet. I certainly can't get myself to work.
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